Just when you think that perhaps just perhaps, he has learned some common sense, up pops Richard Brunstrom, the idiot who runs North Wales Police Force.
Richard Littlejohn in his Daily Mail column today also has a story about the Mad Mullah.
Up Mad Mullah Creek without a paddle – you’re nicked
The Mad Mullah of the Traffic Taliban has extended his reign of terror from the roads to the waterways.
North Wales Police have arrested, fingerprinted, photographed and taken a DNA swab from a man accused of the heinous crime of canoeing without a permit.
Nigel Conway refused on principle to pay the £3 demanded by a rafting company to paddle along an 830-yard stretch of the River Dee in Llangollen.
The company leases the bank from a local landowner and believes it is entitled to charge others to use the river.
Mr Conway said: “I refused to pay because everyone should have the right to access water free of charge.”
The firm reported him to the police and a week later he had his collar felt. He was taken to the station and interviewed for two hours in connection with “obtaining services dishonestly” under Section 11 of the Fraud Act. He’s on police bail, awaiting charges.
This is despite the fact that there is no specific law relating to access to rivers in England and Wales.
“It was such a joke, even the officers at the station were laughing,” said Mr Conway.
Sorry, but it’s not funny. It’s monstrous. The rafting firm should have been told to take a running jump. At the very best, this was a mere civil dispute.
How dare the police arrest an innocent canoeist and treat him like a criminal? I hope he sues the leather motorcycling pants off the Mad Mullah and forces him to destroy his fingerprint and DNA samples.
Chief Constable Brunstrom runs North Wales like one of those deranged, sadistic sheriffs in some American Deep South hick town. I’m only surprised Mr Conway wasn’t breathalysed, too.
How long before the Mad Mullah gets round to putting up speed cameras on the banks of the River Dee?