What is Gordon Brown talking about?

Apart from being probably the worst performer in living memory at Prime Minister's Questions, where did Gordon Brown learn to speak? His pronunciation of certain words gets weirder by the week. We know that John Major had the irritating habit of pronouncing "want" as "wunt" but Brown seems to have his own language.

Remember "bona feedees"? Yesterday at PMQs he was banging on about the need for "surveyance". As Cyril Fletcher used to say, I will pin back my lugholes for more examples.

And isn't about time that only opposition MPs were allowed to ask the questions at PMQs? It would save us the embarrassment of watching Labour MPs asking sycophantic non-questions that often even they cringe when asking.