The government has decided in its infinite dumbness to halve rubbish collections in much of the country.
Unsurprisingly, people have started arranging their own rubbish removals. Until today, I was unaware of the existence of environmental crime officers. But apparently, they exist.
The Environment Agency is setting up a special intelligence unit to tackle the illegal rubbish disposal gangs.
Graham Holdsworth, an environmental crime officer with the agency, said: "This is becoming a key issue. We are experiencing increasing problems and we need more people on the scene. There is a huge difference between local sporadic fly-tipping, which is directly related to the rubbish collection, and organised environmental crime which is similar to drugs trafficking."
Similar to drugs trafficking? No, it isn't. You simply cannot compare someone dumping rubbish illegally to a person who brings illegal drugs into the country.
Once again, a massive overreaction by some buffoon who works for the state.
You can wipe out these illegal dumpers with one easy move (unlike drug trafficking): reinstate weekly rubbish collections.